Friday, November 19, 2010

Unexpected Porn

So there I was, surfing along the internet, when up flashes a website that...er...well....a website with extremely graphic sexual content. Extremely graphic. I mean the kind that singes the edges of your monitor and burns an afterimage in your eyeballs. Not a thing left to imagination at all.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm no prude. I've been around the block more than a couple of times and I've seen it all even if I've never had the courage or agility to try it. But...sheesh...I need a little warning! All I was doing was looking up some information about cats and up comes the porn site. No kitties anywhere to be found and I was slamming down my escape key before the wife came in and jumped to entirely wrong conclusions.

I feel like I need to wash my computer.

Right after a cigarette.


4 comments:

connieemeraldeyes said...

I hate that too.

Evan Johnson said...

hahahha! sorry, just love your conclusion:

"I feel like I need to wash my computer.

Right after a cigarette."

Carrie said...

ROFL.. It's funny, but it's not... I've had the same thing happen and unfortunately, so have my children when looking up history for reports at school. I'll never forget my 12 year old son's face when it happened to him. He may be scarred for life, lmbo! Needless to say, we had a mother-son discussion soon after that.

Anji said...

Like Carrie my kids learnt more than they should when a Harry Potter site was hacked a few years back.

Everything innocent gets twisted, I was trying to look up the film papillon and had to wade through tons of Pron.

Did you really have a cigarette?