Thursday, November 17, 2011
Girl Scouts are Evil
Well...no...not really. It's a fine organization, much better than the homophobic quasi-military group available to boys. Still, I do wish the GSA would quit forcing me to buy their damn cookies every year.
Of course, Girl Scouts don't actually sell the cookies to me. I get them from the mothers of Girl Scouts at my place of work. They usually hit me up on my way to the vending machines or scouring the break room for some left over snack; when I'm so hungry that you could sell me gum scraped off the bottom of a chair. The cookies seem good when I order but usually disappoint. Dry, mostly tasteless, and expensive....about 15 cents per itty bitty cookie.
Yet, year after year, I buy a few boxes. Absolutely not a good thing to be chomping on while trying to lose weight.
I do it for the girls.